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The garment dye gives every piece subtle color variation — no two shirts are exactly alike, just like no two corruption scandals play out the same way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWear it loud. Wear it often. Let the back do the explaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eComfort colors introduces the \"Comfort Colors 1717\" garment-dyed t-shirt; a fully customizable tee made with 100% rung-spun cotton. The soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric brings extra coziness to your wardrobe while the relaxed fit makes it an excellent daily choice. 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