"Falconee | LA The Crapital of Corruption" Heavyweight Political Satire T-Shirt"-Gildan 5000
Sport Grey / S
$30.00
Sale price
$30.00
Regular price
$38.00
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"Falconee | LA The Crapital of Corruption" Heavyweight Political Satire T-Shirt"-Gildan 5000
$30.00
Sale price
$30.00
Regular price
$38.00
Some cities have slogans. LA has receipts.
This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings the heat with a bold vintage poster graphic that pulls no punches — suited figures, stacks of cash, crumbling skylines, and a back print that breaks down exactly where $4.5 billion in taxpayer money went. Spoiler: it didn't go to the streets.
Built on a 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton shell with a relaxed, lived-in fit, this is the shirt you reach for when you want your comfort and your commentary in the same outfit. The garment dye gives every piece subtle color variation — no two shirts are exactly alike, just like no two corruption scandals play out the same way.
Wear it loud. Wear it often. Let the back do the explaining.
Product Features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, pre-shrunk comfort
- Garment-dyed for soft color depth and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Tubular construction with double-needle stitching for lasting shape
- Sizes S–4XL, available in 58 colors
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
- No bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron or steam on low heat only
- Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit, while reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes. Durable, comfortable, and print-friendly, the Gildan 5000 is a trusted staple for personalized apparel.
Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean